June 2012
why arent gay people allowed to get married
but nickelback is allowed to keep making albums
May 2012
- Andy: I'm just telling you what to do because I worry about you
- Me: I DON'T NEED YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME I ALREADY HAVE A MOMMY
- Andy: I am your mommy...
- Me:
Keystone State Dude-Core
The Wonder Years
We know the way that shit gets sometimes,
with bank accounts empty and gas prices too high.
We’re pushing the van up snowy inclines,
and dancing with cops on the Virginia road side.
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
